likethepalace: (emma)

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because Edgar Allan Poe has a head shaped like a pumpkin.

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Created on 2009-05-03 11:23:54 (#243377), last updated 2017-01-09 (37 weeks ago)

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Birthdate:Feb 13
Location:New Zealand
"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."
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